Season 3, Episode 1 “Labor Day” Archie’s court case comes to a close.

Season 3, Episode 2: “Fortune And Men’s Eyes” The Goblin King knows what the grownups did last millennium.

Season 3, Episode 3: “As Above, So Below” Jughead and Betty find the Rule Book Of Pure Evil.

Season 3, Episode 4: “The Midnight Club” Flashback episode! YEAH BABY!

Season 3, Episode 5: “The Great Escape” Pretty much what it sounds like.

Season 3, Episode 6: “The Manhunter” Archie makes a very big decision.

Season 3, Episode 7: “The Man in Black” Hiram shows up EVERYWHERE.

Season 3, Episode 8: “Outbreak” Betty and Ethel team up and it’s pretty epic.

Season 3, Episode 9: “No Exit” Archie plays an imaginary G&G game and commits several imaginary murders.

Season 3 Episode 10: “The Stranger”: The kids take the SATs (and investigate a murder or two).

Season 3, Episode 11: “The Red Dahlia”: Betty learns that things aren’t black and white.

Season 3, Episode 12: “Bizarrodale”: Another Gargoyle bites the dust.

Season 3, Episode 13: “Requiem for a Welterweight” Archie celebrates being out of jail by joining a criminal conspiracy.

Season 3, Episode 14: “Fire Walk With Me” Archie takes a little boy under his wing, and Dark Betty reappears.

Season 3, Episode 15 “American Dreams”: FP and Riverdale both turn 50. Jughead and Betty light upon a way to save Archie’s life while also getting him to take off his shirt. Win win win.

Season 3, Episode 16 “Big Fun”: The kids put on a musical. Edgar attends, and he is TOTALLY worth the wait.

Season 3, Episode 17 “The Raid”: Betty finally meets Edgar.

Season 3, Episode 18 “Jawbreaker” Hal plays Hannibal Lector in a cut-rate Silence of the Lambs ripoff.

Season 3, Episode 19: “Fear the Reaper” Archie falsely confesses to ANOTHER EFFING MURDER.

Season 3, Episode 20 “Prom Night” Betty has a date with destiny. Also with Jughead but we barely get to see it.

Season 3, Episode 21 “The Dark Secret of Harvest House”: Archie almost heroically sacrifices his life for no reason. Again.

Season 3, Episode 22: “Survive the Night” The kids are tested in one last quest.